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Paintball is what you do if you loved to shoot spit balls at the eggheads, or if a cream pie at a fancy sit down dinner makes your mind wander with thoughts about what a stuff shirt the host is. It's golf for the impatience. It's also the safest game of all sports ventures. |
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Laughter is the best medicine. |
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Paintball is Therapeutic. |
Paintball provides 2000 laughs per case. | |||
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not alone if you feel like the whole world is sitting on your shoulders.
Day to day activities create stress. No matter if it's housework, homework or the work on the job, demands to perform create stress.All work and no play is not only dull, it's unhealthy. Play is not only important, it's vital.For busy people wise enough not to add the stress of having to meet the demands of organized sports activities, paintball is a great solution.Paintball can be played one on one or with a team. Paintball can involve any age group of either gender. Young or old, male or female, all begin on equal footing. |
You
can decide to play any day of the week at Mad Ivan's. Click the online
calendar to find a party to join, or the best time to reserve one of your
own. Bring your friends, or bring those you really want to splat! It's
guaranteed, by the time you leave you'll all be laughing.
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Look for other healthy stuff!
We'll admit Paintball can be hair raising, but notice, it still leaves a smile on the face. |
< Research has not yet begun in earnest, but our imaginative guess is that the paintball virus will look something like this.But, why wait for the proof? Buy the T-shirt now and be ahead of the crowd!
Once the Paintball virus invades the player's DNA a quick unalterable affect takes place. Researchers schrug off finding a cure. Why fit what ain't broke!
Warning:
Play
of Paintball could alter your DNA! It's easy to get hooked! Paintball
play is habit forming.
Catch the ball to buy the shirt V
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^ Curious things happen with paintball. This odd string of pearls Mad Ivan found in a player's barrel could be the beginning of a scientific investigation examining the "hooked" factor.
Paintball is a Psychological Game
Gorilla dust is fair. Rough, tough challenges often begin with a good bluff. It's part of any sport.
Whether it's having the newest, badest, biggest equipment, or an outfit that would make a swat team nervous, bluff is a tool.
Bluff is not always a bully's tool. It can be used by an excellent player. The purpose of bluff is to make the opponent loose focus.
Never, never, never be fooled by bluff.
The game is never over.
The last game is the challenge for the next.
The next game settles nothing.
The last game is too far away to consider.
After 78 Years of Flight, Man Learns to Splat Birds have been splatting the world from the first dawn. Man learned to fly early in the 20th Century, and at last, man is learning to splat. |
Paintball Builds Confidence
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and teamwork
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Are
you confident enough to stand about with your boxers showing? TCU FOAM PARTY!1 Wet Frogs 2 |
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Eagle Scout, Head Ref, Man about Town, Tony
You Can't Cheat Paintball
The Sisyphus Factor |
Sisyphus is the Greek mythological character who was condemned by the gods, because of his dishonest cruelty to the people, to push a boulder up a mountainside, only to have it plummet to the bottom again each time he neared the top. Over and over, Sisyphus was forced to flee downhill, with the boulder at his heels. Sisyphus would then have to begin all over again.The myth tells us if you show no honor to your fellow man, you will be doomed to fail,no matter how many times you attempt to achieve success. |
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"Up, against the wall, you red neck brothers..."
Friends and family play together
Ref Boone puts his feet up begging Ref Jim.
Into the pit!
Paintball is a Great Exercise...
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Run Red Run! |
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Silly times and bunny moments
but some confusion did exist. Yet, there were clear winners!
The bunny lost...
A poke and a tickle brings more pokes and tickles. Soon everyone is pickin on the one that began it all.
Every guy wants a Chick that will do what he wants!
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